Alissa KinginFrazzledYep, That Boy of Ours Is Full of Piss and Vinegar!It’s been quite the parenting journey·3 min read·Apr 12, 2024--14--14
Alissa KinginSlackjawIf Shitty Common Depression Advice Were Applied To Other IllnessesCan’t you just…STOP having food poisoning?2 min read·Jun 4, 2022--15--15
Alissa KinginFrazzledMy Typical Day As a Work-From-Home Mom: Fantasy EditionI awaken before my children at 5:45 am…4 min read·Apr 19, 2022--1--1
Alissa KinginFrazzledAre You Experiencing Holden Caulfield’s Existential Angst…Or Just A Day With A Toddler During a…1. Something that annoys the hell out of me: if somebody says the coffee’s all ready, but isn’t.2 min read·Feb 1, 2022----
Alissa Kingin2 Ho Ho Ho’sThe Virgin Mary’s Holistic Birth PlanDear Reader,3 min read·Dec 30, 2021----
Alissa Kingin2 Ho Ho Ho’sWe’re the Aliens from Independence Day, and In Our Defense, All We Really Wanted Was Jeff GoldblumAllow us to explain.3 min read·Jun 30, 2021----
Alissa KingTrump Supporters Stormed the Capitol Yesterday In Disgusting Display Of Domestic Terrorism, And…1) How has your life improved so significantly since this ass-hat has been in office, that you felt compelled to commit an actual act of…2 min read·Jan 7, 2021----
Alissa KingWhat Your Favorite Wedding Tradition Says About You…A Trump Re-election EnthusiastDo you love weddings? Do you regularly fantasize about a second term for Donald Trump? Or maybe just fantasize regularly about Donald…4 min read·Aug 22, 2020----
Alissa KinginThe Belladonna ComedyDaily Itinerary of a 2000s Juicy Couture TracksuitMy only friend is an Ivanka Trump brand sheath dress, who I don’t even really like.4 min read·Aug 10, 2020--1--1
Alissa KinginMuddyUmThe Hot New IT Girl Item: The Pump It or Suck It Bodysuit!IT Girls know how important it is to please everyone around you by maintaining the ideal weight. IT Girls also know how hard that is to do…4 min read·Jul 3, 2020--2--2